If I could, I would post all the pictures we've (Loudspeaker Liz and I) taken over the years of boys in their underwear at parties. I don't know what our problem is, but once we get a good jag on we insist we won't speak to guys if they have pants on (boyfriends be damned). Well, I've gone on yet another underwear expedition and found something neato: limited edition adorable lingerie from Edition12.com.

I don't know about y'all.... but it looks to me like it's gonna be a LOVELY morning.

"Who knows what those girls will or will not do."

The first time I partied with Liz, we got all drunked up and for some reason got in the bathtub fully clothed and started taking pictures. Soon enough the boys started lining up outside the bathroom wanting to take bathtub pictures with us (I promise these pictures are fully clothed...other than the boys...but they still have their manties on). Well, we insisted they couldn't even look at us if they had pants on. So...they stripped down and Liz and I made them do ridiculous things, like get us beers out of the fridge in just their undies, walking through tons of people. Anyway, I digress. My underwear obsession doesn't stop with men. Cute undies are like hot shoes...a boyfriend silencer.

"This joke would probably be funnier if you were...sans pants."

Edition12 pops out cute and limited undies and bra sets on the 12th of each month on their website. They only make 120 pieces which means you'll be the only one of your girlfriends to have them (this is one of those times you should keep cuteness to yourself...so you can be cooler than everyone else).

"Just shut up, boy. Drop your drawers, tell us a story and get us a beer."

Designing for Edition12 is Jutta Teschner and her label Fishbelly. Not only is she one of the hottest underwear designers in Europe (which means somethin' cause Europeans love being naked), Playboy named her one of the ten best lingerie designers in the entire world. Like I said, you can only get them for a month...or until the 120 pieces run out. Here's what you missed last time:

Don't worry...here's what you can get for oh...the next 6 days or so.

So, go. Get some great and very limited lingerie.

*As you know, lingerie, bathtub parties, beer and pantsless boys aren't for little girls. So if you're wellll underage, keep this in mind: if you wait to play big girl games, by the time you're a big girl? The games are gonna be even better. So slow your roll, ladies.