Ahhhh, Fall. The loveliest of all the seasons, in my opinion. Cider and orchards. Sweaters and cords.... Yum a roo, right? Well, after some heavy searching ("heavy" meaning "very light," as I am lazy today) I've picked out some great new accessories and I'm gonna show you how to accessorize to have a swagger like mine.

Decorate that neck.

I don't know, duders. It's called a Basket Pendant Necklace, but it looks like a bunny to me which makes it CUTE CUTE CUTE. Ambiguous Horse is making all of these cool woven rope necklace--perfect for fall.

Emily Elizabeth's The Lucky Four Leaf Clover Lariat is stupid cute and the perfect accent for a little black dress if you're tryin' to add a little flair. I'd prefer to see this on a girl who doesn't floss her titties around town like cleavage is all she has to offer. As a matter of fact, for fall I'm boycotting cleavage. If you'd like to join, feel free.

Making it your own.

I need big purses. Huge ones. I carry far too much crap around with me to not have one. A lot of times I don't have the money to buy a cute and expensive massive bag. So I just buy plain canvas bags, in any color, and get pins and broaches to spice them up. Below are my choices for cute pins to make a bag, or anything really, your own.

Frozen Peas' Pink Unicorn Pin. I put this on a canvas bag that's a really deep and saturated turqouise color; the color combo makes me swoon.

This little matchmaker (matchmake,r make me a match) pin is adorable and looks super cute on a dark camo colored (not camo print) bag. Maybe I just love the word Babushka?

Side note : It's always fun to go to like stupid little antique shops or second-hand stores to see what kind of pins and broaches you can find.  They're usually like 99 cents and damn near one of a kind.

My wrists got froze.

Not really. My wrist got cheaped up actually, but whatever, it's so cute. Girlprops.com has some of the cheapest and cutest fashion jewelry out there. Remember the snake skin cuff? Cute, right? Yea, girlprops.com.

I'm a handcuff junkie. The page marker in my journal is a pair of handcuffs. My beach bag has handcuffs and a gun on it, not to mention the brass knucks that are a bunch of handcuffs (used for fashion, not fighting). I need to either get arrested or find a new hobby.

You never know when you're gonna have to floss hard on somebody, that's why I carry that money sign on a big ol' dookie chain in my purse at all times. I like mixing up the old school corny hip hop cuteness like big ol' gold dolla signs with a dark almost goth fashion. Like I said before, they call me the fashion schizophrenic.

Danglin'.

I have bionic skin on my ears. Everytime I take my earrings out, my holes close up. The painful act of punching the hole through again doesn't stop me, though. So I had to bring you my top two picks for earrings this fall...once again brought to you by Girlprops.com.

Snakes vomitting crystals. You should know me well enough by now, so I'm not even going to explain.

I think my favorite quote from a movie ever has to come from Grandma's Boy. It goes as follows :

"Does this music scare you?"

"No, I just don't like techno."

"You would if you had robot ears."

Well, now I do. These adorable bow-wearing robot girls might not make me enjoy techno, but they do make me enjoy staring at myself in the mirror.

Remember, accessories are how we make outfits our own and no longer the designers. Don't be afraid to try new things and mix and match styles and cultures...see what you can come up with. I'm all about adventure this season, and I'd like to see everyone try something new and spice it all up. Because, come winter, most of us will be stuck inside with no reason to wear cute stuff anyway (Janine is excused from this homework, as she always mixes it up).