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If Your Mama Gave it to Ya : Minimal Clothing, Maximum Sexpot

Honestly, I'm complete trash. I'm one of those people who think "If your mama gave it to you girl, let it show." Personally, I don't mind the bottom of butt cheeks pokin' out the back of the skirt. Or the bottom of boobs pokin' out a teeny tiny shirt. As long as your body is right and tight*. This is more of an experiment than a "how-to," I want to know how many of you LOVE these looks, and how many of you hate them. So don't be shy. Let us know!

*Keep in mind a lot of the body issues you may or may not have are probably all in your head.

 Girl, is you crazy? Your girl part is hangin' out.

On my 21st birthday, I accidentally ended up partying with a TON of random stripper girls. While I know they were working "overtime" at the bar, they were so nice and even allowed me to feel the difference between their different boobs jobs. The way they strutted around in their teeny tiny skirts and barely covered breasts fascinated me. It was as if they were ignorant to the fact that they were almost naked without a pole in sight. This got me wondering, is "brothel" clothing strictly for strippers? While I'm not comfortable enough with my upper body to run around 3/4's naked, my bottom half is out of control rockin'. In my opinion, if you're young, attractive and single (or your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't mind) is it acceptable for non-pole-working girls to dress like they take it off for the money?

 

Looks I love :

I can't find a picture of it, but I saw this girl a few weeks ago wearing her boyfriend's long wife-beater as a dress (so short she was almost sellin' tacos, if ya know what I mean). The reason we even noticed each other in such a large bar is because we were wearing almost the same accessories. Pictures posted below

Mine were red stripes...hers were black with white stripes.

 

"Korey, I bought those shoes for you to lay down in. Not go to the bar in."

I am the queen of slutty shoes. I don't care what else I'm wearing, my shoes are always ridiculously "red light district." My friends are always amazed that not only can I walk AND run in them, I don't mind being the bar's tallest bxtch. But when you have guys saying things like "I'd like to climb that!" when you walk by, how mad can you really be?

 

I know it's acceptable on Halloween.

Mean Girls said it best: "Halloween is the one day out of the year a girl can dress like a total slut and no one can say anything to her." This is what blows my mind. Ninety percent of girls (and all the girls I know) dress purposely skanky, but the second Halloween is over, they're back to hating on the girls who dress like that all the time.  Why is it acceptable only one day out of the year? All Hallows Eve isn't about dressing in lingerie and getting wasted any more than any other day of the year is, so... I don't get it. Here are the costumes I'm considering.

(Because I already have the shoes, and they're way broken in.)

(Because it's dope. I'll get better shoes though, promise.)

(Because my boyfriend would make the CUTEST mad hatter.)

(Uh, because it's real cute.)

 

So, what do you guys think? Is dressing "minimally" really that bad? Am I making tons of fashion mistakes every time I leave the house? Let me know. And help me pick out costumes. I need two and I can't decide.

(Don't be scared, I promise my feelings won't be hurt.)

 
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serenek's picture

i've always wanted to wear my halloween dorothy dress on a regular day because its just so cutee!

 
 
Corey's picture

It must be the name Corey or maybe its the Midwest Swang because I am originally from Detroit. But I love for a women to show her sexiness and smack a man with her intelligence, more women should strive for this combination. If I were a women I would be President by now you guys have all the power. I love it.

 
 
Korey's picture

Kris is forever putting me on blast and making me feel skankier than I already do. All I'm sayin is, I didn't have no daddy around when I was growin up. I got some issue's goin' on. LOL! Don't hate.

 
 
Kris's picture

Ladies, let me tell you- I personally know the skank who wrote this, and it's not just for laughs. Korey would really wear this stuff. Like, to church. But as for myself, I really don't want to "sell tacos". But the Halloween costumes are teriffic!

 
 
mrswhite072895's picture

If you're over the age of 18 and your body is tight, go ahead and flaunt it. It just really skeeves me out when I see teen girls' booties hanging out. Really? Your mother let you leave the house like that?

 
 
hollowstar's picture

I want to be Rainbow Brite! Um most of the time I think trash clothes are cute IF the body is tight, but I hate the Playboy looking trash clothes from the 90's. Y'know, stuff that CoCo would wear (Ice T's girlfriend, not Chanel). That wifebeater thing sounds hot, but with a belt and some full-coverage booty shorts.

 
 

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