Remember when we were little, and everything was magical? Fairy wasn't a way to insult gays, and prince charming really was going to rescue us? Well, I'll accept the fact that prince charming might not come, and that fairy might be a way to insult gays, but I'm still not giving up on fairy-tale stuff. I'll live it out in my makeup. That's where Jelly Pong Pong comes in.

 Once upon a time, there was a beauty company who created the dopest eye shadows Princess Korey had ever seen.

Jelly Pong Pong's mission is to make you dream again. They strive to be strange and unique and they've hit the nail square on the head.

The Venus Magical Pearls from their Fabled Dreams and Beautiful Things collection is fun to play with, as well as great makeup. Here's what you do, you rub your fingers over the pearls for the first color, as eyeshadow base, or blush. But then you get to get all violent and crush one of the pearls for a second eyeshadow color. Neat, huh?

"Prince Charming be damned! At least I have a good tan," said Princess Korey

OmniBronze is a shimmer-less natural looking bronzer. Which is great because I'd like to be bronze in the fall... but not made-of-sugar-shiney. Plus the "hot-cognac compact" is cute in and of itself.

...so if the prince did come to smooch her, she'd be ready.

Trifle Spongy Lipstick is my new fave-craze. Soft spongy applicator and yummy jelly lipstick, plus a hint of booze? I'm so in. Since they only come in five colors, for now... I'll have to deal with it. However, I hope they make more so I can complete my princess-lip collection before my big birthday jamboree.

When Princess Korey left the castle for the day, her color was corrected and skin was like glass.

Teint Sublime is a skin color corrector with a smooth chiffon like feeling. Coming in five colors that automatically adjust to the color of your face, there's no reason to be spotty or have dark circles ever again. Ah, what a happy ending.